1) How do I kindly get rid of two people in my space? 

I suppose it appears a simple sort of request. I mostly receive “just kick them out” for answers, but it is more complicated than that. I really would have done that already if it were easy. I just want them to leave of their own free happy (hahahaha) will. If they could ever be happy. Ahh! The situation is precarious. Random mini rant.